I awake at exactly 5:01am to allow myself time to prepare for the day without rushing. The extra minute after 5am subconsciously gives me a sense of urgency as it gives me the illusion of having overslept. That minor jolt of adrenaline activates my senses at a much faster rate than if I woke up […]
How to Be a Movie Snob
Few things in life are as glorious as being able to talk about movies with a monumental level of ease and prowess. I know this because I’m able to talk about movies with a monumental level of ease and prowess. Some of the lesser informed peons who infect this planet see my broad movie knowledge […]
The Completely Not Fake News Report
Social Media—Research has shown that social media do nothing but good when it comes to civil discourse. Harold Jackson, an analyst, told us his perspective on the topic: “The best way to learn anything about the world is to read two to three sentence bits of information that people post on social media. Reading books […]
The Great Gulag Getaway!
Are you depressed and feeling too much like an individual? Do you find your attempts to find meaning in life hampered by pesky things like personal accountability? Do you suffer from the delusion that your mind actually belongs to you? If you answered “yes” to any of those questions (or if you hesitated for a […]
How to Interact with Teenagers in a Totally Awesome Way
I’m guest posting because I can. Click here to go to my friend Jennine’s blog and read my post (and read her blog while you’re at it).
Homing Pigeon Customer Service
Hello, and welcome to Fledgling Enterprises’ customer support page, your home for homing pigeon troubleshooting. We have received a number of complaints about using the word “troubleshooting” since it has the word “shooting” in it, and that’s apparently traumatized a sizable portion of our customers. One of our staff members thought we should issue a […]