Stink bugs are about as useful to the world as the majority of online political arguments. Out here in Pennsylvania, we have a lovely little invasive species of stink bugs that has managed to worm its way into every aspect of our lives. According to Wikipedia, the most trustworthy source this side of the government, […]
Glory to the Instant Pot
With all the recent articles about marijuana being legalized, when I heard “Instant Pot,” I thought it was some new drone-delivered pot of some sort. It sounded like a cutesy name for a budding industry, perhaps an attempt to weed out the more inefficient marijuana marketers. As a non-marijuana user (I probably need to point […]
Bath and Body Works Woes
Whenever my wife drags me into Bath and Body Works (I never go there voluntarily, at least I don’t think I do), I get very confused. If a store isn’t selling TVs, movies, or anything else that fits the stereotypical guy criteria, I tend to spend a lot of time wishing I was at least […]
I Fixed a Sink
My sink broke the other day, and the man code requires that I repair this affront to my well-being. Though some may dispute it, being a man comes with certain responsibilities—like grimacing in deep concentration without actually accomplishing anything. The list of manly attributes was carved into a mountain by a frontiersman who was simultaneously […]
The Great Gulag Getaway!
Are you depressed and feeling too much like an individual? Do you find your attempts to find meaning in life hampered by pesky things like personal accountability? Do you suffer from the delusion that your mind actually belongs to you? If you answered “yes” to any of those questions (or if you hesitated for a […]
How to Talk about Football and Not Sound like a Moron (Sort Of)
The Super Bowl is coming up, so I’m going to take a break from bench pressing and watch it. In terms of viewership, it ranks as one of the highest, despite Kim Jong Un’s insistence that video of him resurrecting dinosaurs with his mind ranks the highest. I joke, of course. Kim Jong Un usually […]
How to Interact with Teenagers in a Totally Awesome Way
I’m guest posting because I can. Click here to go to my friend Jennine’s blog and read my post (and read her blog while you’re at it).