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How I Didn’t Become a Rock Star (Part 2)

How I Didn’t Become a Rock Star (Part 2)

by Sam · Nov 8, 2017

After air guitar did not provide me with the spiritual fulfillment I had hoped for, I drifted along in a perpetual, aimless stupor.  With an air guitar-shaped hole in my heart, I had to find some alternate way of realizing my potential.  Some ideas went through my head that held some promise, like my idea […]

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How I Didn’t Become a Rock Star (Part 1)

How I Didn’t Become a Rock Star (Part 1)

by Sam · Oct 25, 2017

When I was a teenager, I gravitated towards heavy metal, much to my parents’ dismay.   They routinely pointed out their disappointment to me in the same manner of someone announcing news of a recent natural disaster.  My parents, of course, thought it was a phase, so I tried to ease their worries by listening to […]

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