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Pretension Lesson: Use Books to Look Smart

Pretension Lesson: Use Books to Look Smart

by Sam · Apr 25, 2018

So, you ask, how can I be more pretentious?  The easiest way is to use words in combinations that don’t make any sense, thereby making the listeners feel stupid and making you look great.  For example, instead of saying, “I like to read books,” say, “The various permutations of counterintuitive vagabonds metaphorically amplify ergonomic sensations […]

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