Avery: So, Mr. Jenkins, you said you had a horror movie pitch for me? Jenkins: Yes Mr. Avery. I’ve been working on it for some time. Three years, actually. Avery: And you do realize that you’re not going to get a large budget for this film if we make it? Jenkins: Oh, I very much […]
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Me Explaining Stuff
It occurred to me that some may be wondering why the fairly large gaps between posts this year. I’m quite tempted to write some eloquent post, loaded with profundity and wit to explain my blog lapses. Instead, I’ll limit my pretension to that previous sentence and just be direct. I’ve devoted more of my time […]
Ghost Writer
Being a ghost, I’m occasionally pestered by some overzealous weirdos called ghost hunters. Basically, they wander into abandoned buildings with beeping devices they bought in the bargain bin at Radio Shack, and they wait for ghosts like me to moan. Or something. Apart from having had ghost hunters come after me, I’ve taken the liberty […]
House Broken
Like most people, you probably need a place to eat, sleep, and securely stalk people on social media. Some of you might even prefer to do those things inside a building. Where you live is very much tied to your state of mind (I have no idea if that’s true, but it sounds really smart). […]
Opinionated Powerhouse
Interviewer: I’d like to introduce our guest, Mr. Albert Blair. He’s here to talk about why having opinions is so difficult and why he’s made it his life goal to be completely neutral about everything. Thank you for being here Albert. Albert: Thank you for having me. I’m sure this will change the world. Interviewer: […]
High Tech Support
Hi, I’m Robin, a pigeon who proudly works for Fledgling Enterprises’ tech support division. Many people have commented that my name is rather strange given that I’m a pigeon not a Robin. But I am a Robin, and when I tell people I’m a pigeon who is Robin, I get a lot of strange looks, […]
The Wombat of Wall Street
Because I’m well-informed, I have no idea how the stock market actually works. Now, if you’ve continued reading after that sentence, you’re either as well-informed as I am, a cocky investor who’s just waiting to prove all my points wrong, or you’ve had such a boring day that reading a blog post about the stock […]