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Of Groundhogs and Raccoons

Of Groundhogs and Raccoons

by Sam · Sep 28, 2018

I already wrote about the intellectual abilities of the groundhog, but I felt the need to take a more level-headed approach to these oversized rodents.  Even though Google is readily available for you to read up on these pests, I’ll save you a little time by giving you an overview of their assault on the […]

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A Media Psycho

A Media Psycho

by Sam · Sep 13, 2018

I awake at exactly 5:01am to allow myself time to prepare for the day without rushing.  The extra minute after 5am subconsciously gives me a sense of urgency as it gives me the illusion of having overslept.  That minor jolt of adrenaline activates my senses at a much faster rate than if I woke up […]

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Internet Masochism Rant

Internet Masochism Rant

by Sam · Aug 29, 2018

First of all, I’m going be really amused if people can’t figure out what masochism is.  Some people might call that arrogant, but since the only way to read my blog is to get on the internet, that means people who still haven’t figured out what masochism is also haven’t figured out that they’re literally […]

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How to Be a Movie Snob

How to Be a Movie Snob

by Sam · Aug 15, 2018

Few things in life are as glorious as being able to talk about movies with a monumental level of ease and prowess.  I know this because I’m able to talk about movies with a monumental level of ease and prowess.  Some of the lesser informed peons who infect this planet see my broad movie knowledge […]

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The Completely Not Fake News Report

The Completely Not Fake News Report

by Sam · Aug 1, 2018

Social Media—Research has shown that social media do nothing but good when it comes to civil discourse.  Harold Jackson, an analyst, told us his perspective on the topic: “The best way to learn anything about the world is to read two to three sentence bits of information that people post on social media.  Reading books […]

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Horses: A Totally Serious Meditation

Horses: A Totally Serious Meditation

by Sam · Jun 27, 2018

I was watching a YouTube video of a Bugatti, which is a car that costs about as much as the entire state of Missouri, and I got to thinking about horses.  There was some train of thought, because Bugattis are expensive, and so are Ferraris, and Ferrari has a horse logo, therefore I decided I […]

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Wine: How to Drink It like a Really Smart Person

Wine: How to Drink It like a Really Smart Person

by Sam · Jun 6, 2018

When I tell people I like wine, I get the impression that what they really hear is, “I like consuming so much alcohol that control of my bodily functions is the high point of my life.” People don’t actually say that to me, but I can see the boundless judgment in their piercing, wine-colored eyes.  […]

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